pad: hydro you're stealing chatters from me
pad: i am in control of aim chats 2010

eric gearhart: then under Section "Screen"
eric gearhart: add
eric gearhart: Device "Configured Video Device"
eric gearhart: k/?
eric gearhart: then try to startx
Dano: ok
Dano: OH SHIT SON!
eric gearhart: yea that's how i fucking roll
eric gearhart: is it working dude or what?
Dano: dude it fuckin worked
Dano: LMFAO
Dano: WERD SON
Dano: dude i could so fuckin hi5 u you ROCK
Dano: yeah
Dano: i just came
Dano: my pants are TOTALLY wet yo lmao
Dano: if i was a chick id be giving you head right now lmao

zzzz : do you have any whatcd invites?
craigy : kev lol
craigy : dude you're deaf

Time for Sodomy: OMG?!!
Time for Sodomy: i just ran fucking 8 miles
Time for Sodomy: fucking bullshit i tell you!
spky: rofl
spky: for the marines?
Time for Sodomy: for a recruit
Time for Sodomy: who likes talking shit
spky: lame
spky: what happened
Time for Sodomy: he was like "You talk mad shit while we run and you sit there yelling, i bet you can
Time for Sodomy: 't run a mile homey"
Time for Sodomy: so i ran 8
spky: LMAO
spky: pwned
Time for Sodomy: i called him a shit talking faggot and extended his 2 miles to 4
spky: hahah
Time for Sodomy: im fucking dead dude
spky: yea damn

heyummx333: how do u invite ppl to a chat on a mac?
timeforsodomy: first
timeforsodomy: you
timeforsodomy: get a pc
heyummx333: ok thanks

heyummx333: how do u invite ppl to a chat on a mac?
timeforsodomy: first
timeforsodomy: you
timeforsodomy: get a pc
heyummx333: ok thanks

pad: dude i'm paying $100/mo from now on
pad: for a dedi
pad: to run aim chats
pad: you're done dude
pad: rofl
pad: and it's too late for you to apologize
pad: you're making me put in work
pad: your days of aim reign are over
Denis: pad: dude i'm paying $100/mo from now onpad: for a dedipad: to run aim chatspad: you're done dudepad: rofl
pad: LOL
pad: i know man
pad: but w/e
pad: it's over for you
Denis: http://www.faim.us
Denis: self link
pad: i think i'm a mod there
pad: have a blast
pad: i'll REMOVE IT BRO
pad: DON"T SULLY MY AO REP
pad: gold status
pad: etc

go blog about it: /k4ry
(6:35:48 PM) k4ry has left the room.
Four inch cock : Kick » k4ry
(6:35:54 PM) k4ry has entered the room.
k4ry : fuck off
kev : /k4ry
(6:35:59 PM) k4ry has left the room.
Four inch cock : Kick » k4ry
(6:36:04 PM) k4ry has entered the room.
k4ry : STOP
k4ry : fuck
kev : straw/b4ry
k4ry : don't be an asshole
DennisTheMenace : straw what
DennisTheMenace : /b4ry,?
(6:36:18 PM) k4ry has left the room.
Four inch cock : Ban » k4ry
kev : ya
go blog about it: rof1
DennisTheMenace : o ok

click: i have some things on my dick that look like they could be STDs, but im a virgin

spky: ugh i haev to call them back now lol
timeforsodomy: why?
spky: Q Flash isnt detecting my thumb drive
timeforsodomy: is it set to boot from usb?
spky: no
timeforsodomy: maybe set the bios to boot from usb
timeforsodomy: :-p
spky: rofl ill try it

Time For Sodomy: and then imma make you drink his blood maddie
Time For Sodomy: while i fuck you
mmm32099: shut the fuck up if you do that i will not like you

SequenceStarted: Naw she just hot as hell
SequenceStarted: She's hot too
newspaper: you said she's hot twice...

canthanghang: next time i say ya dig... its a ditch

mouth: Hey.
rescinding: hey
mouth: What are you up to?
rescinding: exhausted
mouth: ....
mouth: Too much sex?
rescinding: nah, thats next week
mouth: Or too much jackin off?
rescinding: nah, that was last week

Interest: heard u pb'd Eddie/Im white jsjsjs
Lysette: oh god
Lysette: yeah i did pb him
Interest: ROFL!!
Lysette: and stopped talking to him because he got all whiney cause i didn't give him attention cause i worked and had a life
Interest: thought pbs lame
Lysette: this was last yr
Interest: heard u pbd poof
Lysette: and?
Interest: ROFL!
DennisTheMenace: LOL!!!!!
Interest: u kno whats funny
DennisTheMenace: WHAT
Interest: im making names up
Interest: rfofl
DennisTheMenace: ROF11111111
DennisTheMenace: @MAKING NAMES UP
Interest: ROFL!!
DennisTheMenace: AHAHAHAHAH

dextro : I had a dream that Denis had me trojaned, he had complete control of my computer. I kept trying to scroll down to shut down the computer but he'd jack my mouse back up and lag me. So the faggot lags me and I can't do anything and I see him going down to execute C:>deltree - and I wake up before he can.
dawninjasmt : warpe
dawninjasmt : that's the equivalent of a rape dream
dawninjasmt : but for nerdy girls
dawninjasmt : js

falloutsux : i kinda want this url http://buttsex.us/
falloutsux : ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
falloutsux : im done with godaddy
falloutsux : i called and asked for buttsex.us
falloutsux : and they suggested i get POSTERIORLOVE.US instead

twentynine: omg omg omg omg
twentynine: best thing ever
twentynine: i found a 20 question handheld game at walmart and said out loud the ord "poop"
twentynine: it asked me 32 questions and then guessed "It's a poop (faeces)!"
necKro: hm I've played with those things but never thought to try poop
necKro: 29 is clearly some sort of genius
hsdy: indeed. so simple once you've heard it
necKro: I did try the metagame and had it guess a 20q toy
necKro: iirc it got it right
twentynine: i had to sit down on the blood pressure tester chair because i was laughing so hard

Krazy: a++ pic
Krazy: http://la.gg/upl/minesweeper.jpg
meany: i have the fastest irl time
meany: these fucking noobies use the safety of a computer
Krazy: rofl
meany: YO IF LIKE A BOMB BLEW UP UNDER THEM
meany: DURING MINESWEEPER
meany: NOBODY WOULD PLAY
meany: FUCKING PANSIES

Cim City: no
Cim City: i got first dibs buddy
qz da truth qz: U watch 2 much porn dog
Crotch Picz: are you two seriously fighting over who gets to cyber sex an aoslut?
qz da truth qz: Yea f off

dwaihydro: im down to get fucked in the a for a for a few mil
dwaihydro: ill take some anal leakage over poverty any damn day of the week
dwaihydro: no big deal man

ashleyL: does rootbeer have alchohal in it?

nu2uandme: you don't know what roles are do you
dextro: No
nu2uandme: okk
nu2uandme: well its like a situation
nu2uandme: like your my dad and I"m daughter
nu2uandme: ?
dextro: Ohh! Okay.
nu2uandme: do you want to do thzat?
dextro: Yes hold on
nu2uandme: kk
dextro: ok hold on I might have to switch names
nu2uandme: ok
dextro: someone needs to msg her it's quality log opportunity

-- dextro hands conversation to kev --

kev: I am your father.
kev: Strong, masculine, in control.
nu2uandme: uh
nu2uandme: what
kev: You are my little girl. My daughter.
kev: Daddy is so proud of you baby.
nu2uandme: oh rp ok
nu2uandme: *I'm laying on my bed wearing a jean miniskirt and a black T*
nu2uandme: aww thanks daddy
kev: My baby is so pretty and innocent. So proud.
kev: Daddy has a 'chore' for you honey, are you going to help daddy?
nu2uandme: umm sure what is it?
kev: I want you to wrap your little hands around daddy's wood and take care of it, does that sound fun baby?
nu2uandme: wood? what do you mean daddy?
kev: Great. The axe is next to the shed, go chop 10 bundles of firewood or you can forget about that Hannah Montana concert.
nu2uandme: *I stare at you puzzled*
nu2uandme: but daddddd
nu2uandme: I can't do that
kev: You will do as told baby. Don't you want to be a good and precious little baby for daddy?
nu2uandme: yes but daddy you know I don't do work like that . . . . *I look at you with my poudy eyes*
kev: Excuse me? Dishes, now.
kev: Or I'm burning you with cigarettes.
nu2uandme: yes daddy * i get up quick and run to the kitchen*
nu2uandme: *I start doing the dishes bending over a little as I do*
kev: Oh baby... you are so pretty.. you give daddy feelings that confuse him.
kev: Because I could have sworn I told you to chop firewood, yet I do not see any freshly cut wood. This confuses Daddy. Confuses and enrages him.
nu2uandme: what do you mean? * I keep doing dishes and you can see my lil black thong under it *
nu2uandme: (but I'm not allowed to wear thongs)
nu2uandme: but daddy I'm doing dishes
nu2uandme: you said do dishes
nu2uandme: ?

ROBAT work 111: Complaints: The front door feels like it's the back door. Really odd.
ROBAT work 111: ^ review of the lobster we're going to
meany: we'll see
meany: i love coming in the back door
ROBAT work 111: HEH
meany: i came in the back door of a florist once
ROBAT work 111: I came in the back door of your mother
meany: yeah
meany: good times

LbranO5: Stang
LbranO5: Maybe La.gg should sponsor Real Talk
LbranO5: I want someone to host live feeds
meany: what is real talk
meany: does it have to do with real player